Trade Rumours

Federation of Calculated Hockey, 2010-2011 Season

By topocelot, 24 October, 2006

It is rumoured that the Ocelots' suddenly trade-happy GM offered Alexander Semin to the Fury for unproven, lawsuit-laden Ygeney Malkin.

Semin has scored 8 goals thus far, most being highlight variety. Although with 4 24 hour ESPN's presently, all goals end up on a highlight. If the uber-conservative Matt Frazier passes on the trade, it is expected that other teams will come calling on the talented winger. In fact, Mike Swartz is rumoured to be preparing to offer the very next player he plans on cutting in exchange for Semin.

p.s. The Ocelots GM approves of the gamesmenship involved in assigning Angelo "no relation" Esposito to the Canadiens.

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